ENGLISH SMS

sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ...

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

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You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.


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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.






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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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If God answers your prayer,
he is increasing ur faith.
If he delays,
he is increasing ur patience.
If he doesn't answer,
he has sumthing better 4 u.
God Bless u!!


Once an angel came 2 me 2 grant me 2 wishes.
I asked 4 world peace,
she said its difficult n asked me 2 ask sumthing else.
I asked 2 give u brain,
she said she will try 4 world peace itself!


Little faith says, "God can do it".
Big faith says, "God will do it".
But great faith says, "It is done".
For nothing is impossible with God.
God Bless u.



Sweet candies r nice 2 eat.
Sweet words r easy 2 say.
But,
Sweet people r hard 2 find.
Oh my God!
How did u
find
"ME"?!?



I'm missing U
so much
& dying
2 see U,
but......
this.....
this......
this wretched
security guard at the zoo
is not letting me in
without a ticket.


Hands up!
This is a robbery!
Handsome guys move right,
Pretty gals move left.
Ugly ones go to the center!
Hey U!
Yes U!
Don't pretend 2 read sms.
Go to the center.




Can u pronounce well?
Read along -->
woof
roof
loof
shoof
roof
poof
loof
woof

Test Results:
U r a good dog!

Now stop barking!!



Having a Friend
so SWEET,
so CARING,
so TRUE,
so SINCERE
is a TREASURE!
So,
I can't just imagine
How LUCKY ...
U R having Me!!



Look at the ocean & see God's abundance!

Look at the sky & see God's glory!

Look at the moon & see God's wonder!


Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!




One day if u need me,
& there r 100 steps between us,

u take the 1st step 2 get near 2 me,

I'll take all the 99 steps 2 be there with U!

Thanx 4 ur 1st step!!



Government
has introduced
a new rule:
Good looking people
should be
thrown
out of the Country!

You are Safe.........!!

Where should I hide??????





God has gifts 4 U :

A KEY 4 every Problem

A LIGHT 4 every Shadow

A PLAN 4 every 2mrw &

A JOY 4 every Sorrow

Enjoy God's GIFTS 2 day!

Good Morning 2 U!




Angels take care
of good people
on earth.

I asked
one of them
to
'take care'
of
u.

She said,
"ANGELS
DO NOT
TAKE CARE
OF
ANGELS"

So,
"take care"!





Feeling bored?
Think of me.

Feeling sad?
Call me.

Feeling lonely?
See me.

Feeling sleepy?
Dream of me.

Feeling hungry?
Call me first.
DON'T GO ALONE!!



Laugh like
u
hav
never
cried.

Play
like
u
hav
never
lost.

Love
like
u
hav
never
been
hurt.


Another month
another year
another smile
another team
another winter a
summer too.

but
there can never be
another u.


Coz,
God doesn't
make the same
MISTAKE TWICE!



Often
we
stand
at
life's crossroads &
view
what we think
is
"AN END".


But
God
has
a much bigger vision &
He
tells
us,
"Relax my child,
it's only
A BEND!"



When
you
are
counting
all
your
FRIENDS -
the Oldest,
Best &
New,

I
would
like to
stand
by your side, &
whisper
Two little words:

"ME TOO!!"


Good Person?
That's U!

Good Friend?
It's U again!

Good Taste?
That's U!

Good Will?
That's also U!

Good Looking?
Ahh...
Now that's 2 much 4 U?
It would be obvious!


I'm
so
concerned
abt
u
always,
I've
been
thinking
of
telling
u
this,
all
these
days.

but..

Pls
pls
wear
a
helmet
while
u
ride..

As u c
EMPTY THINGS
break easily!!!


Aeroplane
asked
rocket:
Friend how do you fly so fast.

Rocket
Says:
you
will
come
to
know
my friend
if
your
"BACK IS ON FIRE!"
A morning is a
wonderful blessing...
either stormy,
or sunny,
it stands for
hope...
giving us
another start of

what we call...

LIFE.
God Bless U.



Hey,
sorry for
disturbing u
at this time.

I need ur help,
but only if ur not busy,
if u dont mind,
if u can and
if its not hurting u,
pls,
pls
DELETE this message!
Thats all! Sorry again!!!



Life is Chemistry

Dilute ur sorrows
Evaporate ur worries
Filter ur Happiness

Then,
u'll
find

Crystals of Love!



Friendship
is
just
like
WINE,

as it gets older
it gets sweeter...!

Just like u and me...

u are getting older and

I'm getting SWEETER...!!



Don't look at God
and say
"I have a big problem!"

Instead

look at problem
and say

"I have a big God!"



Once,
a Lucky Star
dropped
on earth.
It asked me,
"what did I want,
a million dollar or
a true friend?"
I
need
to
choose
million dollar!

bcoz
I already had u.



If
u
ask
me
"for how long I'll be ur friend?"

My answer will be
I don't know...

Coz
I really don't know
which is longer,

FOREVER or ALWAYS



No matter,
How high the sky is,
How deep ocean is,
How strong wind is,
How wide the river is,

I just wanna tell u...

They're none of ur business.



Every
morning
I
pray
2
God
that,
everybody
should
get
a
friend
LIKE U.

Bcoz...

Why should only I suffer?



"A-B-C-D-
E-F-G-H-I-J-
K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-
R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z"

The
person
who
invented
these
alphabets
made 1 mistake
by
keeping
"I" and "U"
so far.



The beauty of life

does not depend

on

how happy you are,

but on

how happy
others can be

...because of YOU...



Dictionary
is the only place
where
DEATH
comes before LIFE,
SUCCESS
before WORK
and
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,
but

the best part is

FRIENDSHIP comes before LOVE.



Watch ur thoughts,
they become ur words.

Watch ur words,
they become ur actions.

Watch ur actions,
they become ur habits.

Watch ur habits,
they become ur

CHARACTER!



If God
answers ur prayer,
he is increasing
ur faith.

If he delays,
he is increasing
ur patience.

If he doesn't answer,
he has sumthing better 4 u!

God Bless u!!




Ten Things
I HATE
about you :
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
What can i Say?
I LIKE everything
about you!

You r simply a
GREAT FRIEND!!





I'm
so
concerned
abt
u
always,
I've
been
thinking
of
telling
u
this,
all
these
days.

but..

Pls
pls
wear
a
helmet
while
u
ride..

As u c
EMPTY THINGS
break easily!!!




And

Live
like
there
is
NO
TOMORROW!



already
asked
Santa Claus:
What
I
want
for
this
Christmas,
"A FRIEND for life!"

So,
if
a
fat
man
comes
and
tries
to
pick-u-up,
please co-operate...!!



asked
Santa Claus
a
very very
SPECIAL GIFT
to
me.

He
thought
for a while
and
gave one.

That
special gift
is
the KNOWLEDGE
to
know
about
MYSELF.

It's GREAT!
U too can ask one...!!



9 lessons in LIFE:
Learn 2 CARE,
Learn 2 SMILE,
Learn 2 CRY,
Learn 2 GIVE,
Learn 2 4GIVE,
Learn 2 SHARE,
Learn 2 TRUST,
Learn 2 LUV,

Learn 2 SMS me daily!



When
people
start 2
go away from u...
Nobody
seems 2
come near u...
and
every1
ignores u...
u must sit
and
think that it's time 2

TAKE BATH.

Good Morning!



I
think
everything
between
u
and
me
will
end
very soon.
So
let
me
say
this
now:
Good Luck
in ur life
without me...

sender: year 2003


Her
first letter
is
same like mine.

Her
second also same.

And third also same.

Then
why do u
expect
and
anticipate
more from her?

Is it bcoz
her
fourth letter
(200)4
bigger than me...?
Happy New Year!


Star has 5 ends,
Square has 4 ends,
Triangle has 3 ends,
Line has 2 ends,
But life has only one end.

So
let
us
LIVE
our
LIFE!
God Bless u!!
Happy New Year!!!


Happiness
keeps u
sweet,
Trails
make u
strong,
Sorrows
keep u
human,
Failure
keeps u
humble,
Success
keeps u
glowing
and
God
keeps u
going!
Keep going!!
Happy New Year!!!



No on
can go back
and
make
a new beginning.
But
anyone
can start from now
and
make
a happy ending.

Hope
u'll have
a New Year
that
starts right
and
ends happy.

Good Luck!



Life
means
missing
expected things
and
facing unexpected things.

When u r right,
no one remembers,
but
when u r wrong,
no one forgets.

Don't worry!
I'm here
to
remember ur rights
and
forget ur wrongs.

Go-ahead!
Good Luck!!
Happy New year!!!

Happy moments
- Praise GOD;

Difficult moments
- Seek GOD;

Quiet moments
- Worship GOD;

Painful moments
- Trust GOD;

Every moments
- THANK GOD.
Happy New Year!


Remember:
There'll always
b someone
who'll
remember u
everyday
with or without
sending sms.

That's me!

Good Luck!!

Happy New Year!!!

Sender: Your God



When
God
opened
the windows
of Heaven,
He
saw
me
and
asked,
"What's
your
wish
for
2004?"


I said,
"Lord,
please
take care of
the person
who
is
reading
this
SMS!"


Ur friendship
is
a
blank check
4 me.

It's
an asset
not
a liability!

alwz
a credit,
not a debit!

alwz
a profit,
not a loss!

n,

I
hope
it'll
never
bounce...!


To live a life,
I need heart beat.

To have heart beat,
I need a heart.

To have a heart,
I need happiness.

And

to have happiness,
I need a friend like u.



Morning greetings
doesn't
only mean saying,
"Good Morning!".

It
has
a silent message
saying,
"I
remembered
u
when
I
woke up".

Have a nice day!
Good Morning!!



steps
to attain
success!


1st THINK.


2nd BELIEVE.


3rd DREAM.


4th DARE.
Good Luck!